undercover

i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.

Bro, We Are SCPs . Its Okay To [REDACTED] Around Me . Im Ur ████ ██████ . I Love You . …Bro, We Are [DATA EXPUNGED] Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro …

barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

loss but played in a major key

i wish that whale from flapjack was my mom

happy mothers day

what if i didnt want finnick odair to be killed by lizard mutts did suzanne collins ever think of that

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”

ok but pLEAAAAAAAAAASE scroll down and see the process gifs

Inspirational tbh

It’s so alarming to look at the history of soft drinks and see how they went from literally something people categorized as a “candy” to something we were pushed to chug down with every meal. There was a time people “went out for a soda” like it was a special occasion or gave a few sodas as holiday or birthday gifts. Drinking a coke occupied the same sort of cultural place as eating an ice cream cone or having some chocolate cake. Then Coca Cola and its competitors got to thinking “what if we just advertised it like it’s normal to have our luxurious dessert for every single meal of the day??? Holy cow $$$$$$$$$$$$$” and they successfully normalized that idea to where a huge portion of the ENTIRE WORLD thinks nothing of it.

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

Has Rihanna seen this?!

Yes! She retweeted it only a few hours ago. You can find a list of demands at #HUResist detailing the struggle. They’re still protesting and need support

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

I… like when this is absolutely accurate. Like, someone did “Human Brain: Bear Will Kill You; Monkey Brain: He he fluffle” and it’s literally the opposite. The tendency to look at basically any animal and say “But maybe friend shaped?” even if it’s deadly and dangerous is very much a human one.

me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome

unrealistic. Blocked and reported

me: *struggles to begins task* me: please… i need… dopam- brain: NO me: please, I have a large feelings they are starving brain: FINE how about some adrenaline?!?! me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

I have some good news for you

what is it

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

awwsome I don’t like horses

i am terrified