ruffy the lion

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

this post has generated a staggering number of comments/replies/asks all saying some version of "Nice try laundering your argument, but we all know you're talking about [specific person], and i hate you for defending them." and literally none of them have correctly identified who i was thinking about when I wrote this, but all of them have named a trans woman as said specific person.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits

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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011