T0asterBug

25 pages of poems*

there's like 17 or 18 on there

these are the poems

(tw: homophobia, suicide, self harm...

"humans do this" "humans do that" "humans are the best and everyone else is weak" okay but have you thought of the things we CANT do? Like whats up with that?

Human: (Answering phone) "Hello?"

Alien: "Hey, it's me."

Human: "Who's 'me'?"

Alien: "C'mon, you know who it is. What are you doing?"

Human: (Exhales, because, of course they know who 'me' is) "I'm making breakfast."

Alien: "Oooh, can I have some?"

Human: "Come down in ten. I'll be done cooking the eggs by then."

Alien: "Cooking...? Why would you cook your eggs?"

Human: "... Why wouldn't you?"

Alien: "Just eat them how they are. Cooking is for fancy people."

Human: "Oh, sure, I'll just feed you salmonella for breakfast."

Alien: "What.... OHHHH YEAHHH!"

Human: (Winces) "Quiet down, it's like eight in the morning."

Alien: "You humans can't eat raw food, I remember now! For all your talks about the millions of germs in your body you sure do have some weak internal systems."

Human: "You mean you eat your food RAW?"

Alien: "Most people do. And then they're the special folks..."

Human: "Shut up, you can't drink coffee."

Alien: "You can't even develope your own raw germs repellant!"

Human: "And 𝘺𝘰𝘶 still couldn't withstand one bite from me."

I like to headcanon evil Jax as transphobic which I also think is funny I stole what evil Jax says in the first image from a tweet