*Bird noises*

can you put that thing on a leash?

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

happy pride month everybody

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free