Rainbowy Goodness

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Ok, fuck, I’ll try falling in love with myself first. Ughhhhhhh

It would, in theory, be very gratifying to become a findomme and kinda cookie-clicker my way up to living in a big mansion full of lesbian perverts. But also being a findomme is a lot more work than people think it is, so I'm an internet artist with a patreon instead

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife