oh worm?

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

the fact those british biscuits are called "digestives" is so stupid to me. yeah i fucken hope they are. why dont you just call them poopables

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

cigarette flavored ice cream

Can you give me some space please.

My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near

It’s not trespassing if you’re a girl. It’s just going for a walk

tumblr is bad site TO YOU. I know how to curate my experience tho