RudeBreadRolls

sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*