Shrek Or Bust

Minecraft is possibly the worst tutorialized game ever released

The entire game play requires you to know this it never tells you

Ie: tool progression, there is nothing actually telling you that diamond ore and redstone require an iron pickaxe, you need to figure that out through fucking up or cultural osmosis

Or nether portals prior to the addition of ruined portals having nothing to tell you how to make them

This is all to say that if a data or mod pack does a shit job telling you how to get started, that is actually completely in line with Minecraft's design philosophy

Genuinely, how is someone expected to know that right clicking dirt with a water bottle is how you make mud, a mechanic notably unused in any other blocks

A game mechanic that requires one to look it up to use is a bad mechanic actually.

they don’t want you to know this but Hi

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her a big buff amazon mommy with a hair trigger temper. yeah she only exists to attend to the emotional needs of and/or step on a dainty white lady character now. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her a completely oblivious ditzy moron who relies on her white partner to do everything up to tying her shoes and performing basic addition. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her a bitchy “mean lesbian” so she doesn’t interfere with her love interest’s popular white guy x white guy ship. maybe if you’re real lucky she’ll cheerlead for them whilst tucked away in the background or something. yeah she doesn’t really exist outside of that. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her the übersensible Sole Brain Cell Mom Friend. yeah she only exists to scoff at the antics of all these quirky white boys and attempt to herd them like cats now. pack their lunches and make sure they get to bed on time and maternally mother motherly down the stairs and all that. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and despite being a main character i guess they just kind of pretend she doesn’t exist? maybe she’ll be mentioned in passing once or twice. sorry.

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/28/2026

Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis

Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

Well obviously we need to get this post to 444,444 just to appease OP.