Shrek Or Bust

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

I’m gonna do something meaningful with this pain like make a tumblr post of a song link and a gif that seemingly has nothing to do with the song

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

batman developing an anti-beatboxing bomb collar to finally stop the joker once and for all

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

you know what’s amazing about the card grizzly bears? it’s in plural. at least two grizzly bears. 2/2. a single grizzly bear is a 1/1 or weaker.

8 bears for ultimate strength

@solsticesungod

im so angry

so are the bears

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.