Shrek Or Bust

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor

when i am god meta horror games will be legally required to explain on their download page or store page or wherever you acquire or play them what they can and cant do as an accessibility measure so that bad bitches with paranoia will be able to play meta horror without fear of bricking their pc or being doxxed because all the marketing is in keyfabe

this is back on my mind. things like minecraft horror mods will also have to be properly documented when i am god. proper horror media documentation is accessibility and im not fucking kidding. it is in the same vein as providing trigger warnings for upsetting topics. if you can't warn people without spoiling it, then have a note that the warning WILL spoil it and provide it anyways.

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born