Sprinterzinha

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

uh ... what's sawcon....

sawcon this cock

Date of origin: 24th May 2021

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

they call me girl cause I'm a boy

this website so fucking easy

[doesn't really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn't kill himself

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

you just go into science and after a while, crocodile…

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore