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The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

books-bread-and-brigandage

Odysseus as Mrs Piggy confronts Cirice and she just stares at her 'Is this not going to work, or has it already worked'.

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bebewrites

genAI companies are now buying up rare and antique books so they can scan them and use them to train their AI. then they're destroying the books afterward.

AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them -- even if they're exceedingly rare.

they've had to face settlements against stealing from current authors, so they'll just go for the old books now. they're also doing this so they have the only copies of rare books.

they're taking water, power, natural resources for their data centers. they steal. they're book burning, essentially. i'm just so angry, i'm at a loss right now.

natalieironside

Oh this is very bad. Oh this a disaster historical and civilizational in scale.

deadpowol

tahthetrickster

redstonedust

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

redstonedust

and this isnt just about shounen i just mean like. if you're excusing misogynistic writing with "well it wasn't written for girls" then i'm seriously questioning your approach to all this.

helenvaughans

itsmistybitch-deactivated202605

These posts are sisters

lierdumoa

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nighthawkes

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

gojinka

You're always so wet or dry depending

Whatever man

infectiouspiss

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

wizardarchetypes

I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.

wizardarchetypes

ohhhhhhh

cumaeansibyl

Any story which refers to Haiti as an impoverished nation, which is all of them, should also mention that when Haitians won their independence from France, French gunships showed up and demanded they pay something like 22 billion dollars in today's money to compensate France for the stolen land and enslaved people they could no longer exploit

It took Haiti over a hundred years to pay that ransom and it's difficult to explain just how badly that fucked up their entire development, especially since France also demanded a 50% discount on everything they bought from Haiti just to make it harder. Like! No wonder they're impoverished!

Anyway if France would like to assist Haiti in its current difficulties they could always pay back the fucking money they extorted

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imsobadatnicknames2

Obviously I was being facetious when I replied to that ask a couple days ago, but in all seriousness. How is anglos' insistence on spelling Colombia as "Columbia" (which is not the official spelling of the country name in either English or Spanish) even when they're replying to posts where the correct spelling is used multiple times anything other than a xenophobic microaggression?

cuicuisausage

Three Bad Birds

morganitefalls

I'm tired what the fuck isnt clicking

morganitefalls

Like can we be done here

morganitefalls

How is the bar this low and all the alternatives are somehow worse. Fucking hell world. Black girls and tgirls and Black tgirls I'm so sorry we have to deal with this shit

morganitism

They're regularly terminating transfems within 24 hours of remaking while ghosting my multiple reports about someone calling me the hard r and advocating for genocide of Black and Brown people

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

the record is sitting at sub-1 minute now btw and my pb is 3 hours

meanwhile it takes multiple weeks to do anything about someone with the url niggerkiller-1488 sending people asks consisting of so many tens of thousands of racial slurs that it crashes the tumblr app. and they terminated the black transfems being sent this first

sweatermuppet

closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

dubiousdisco

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gigglybumbug

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

decepticonsensual

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

decepticonsensual

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

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