i'm not lex bookworm

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

First of all put some respect on my name

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Good movies have 4.1 stars on letterboxd. Great movies have 3.4 stars on letterboxd. Unfortunately mid movies also have 3.4 stars on letterboxd so its hard to tell till you watch them.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

i'm rather dissatisfied with the way people on gelbooru tend to use the castration tag. because, like, yes, the drawing depicts his balls exploding on impact, but is it actually trying to convey that he won't have balls afterwards or is it just selling the force of the impact. drawings are not just drawings theyre stories

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

step 1: mitosis

just saw the phrase “fuck, it’s dogshitslop”

fuck! it’s dogshitslop!