i'm not lex bookworm

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

In the dark era of my rule it will be illegal to name legislation after a kid who died in order to create sympathy and support from a legislature and a general public that is moved by tragic but anecdotal individual stories more than they are by statistics about the actual prevalence of a problem in society at large

affirmations for shoving veggies up ur ass

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

box that slowly turns bread into stale bread

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"