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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

cursed to be a tumblr user forever

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

listening to some tmbg right now. saw someone point this out and now i can't stop thinking this: why doesn't Whistling in the Dark have any actual whistling in it

if its in dark, how you're supposed hear to it?

with my hearballs, i think

"Everyday I'm truffling" -Piggy Rock Anthem

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life