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u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

when you’re too femme for the mascs but too masc for the femmes theres only one place you can go. the my chemical romance concert

One thing I do like about this season, and Armand as a character in general in the show, is that whenever he enters a room, it is almost impossible for the comedic and lighthearted tone to remain when he is in the scene. Like "it's Lestat's hour," but when he's in a scene, he either makes the pace slow down and/or brings with him a feeling of eeriness or solemnity that wasn't there before, which it's a breather in this season given the stylistic choices made in general.

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao