would've started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!

must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

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