bathing in starlight, drowning in reverie

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

this fourth of july I am coming out as a hater about fireworks. no more fireworks. fireworks are neither necessary nor good. they kill and harm birds and wildlife, they pollute the air, they are loud and unpleasant, they terrify my dog, and they trigger people's PTSD. I hate fireworks. can we please not do fireworks anymore

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

That caption could not have prepared me

I have decided that I am incompatible with this reality. Meet me in a parallel universe.

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

I’m tryna eat fruit and walk around a lover’s house topless cos the summer heat be ridiculous. i’m tryna be laughing and giggling at inside jokes with my lover. tryna be laying in they lap as we watch movies, stealing a kiss here and there. i’m tryna be in love, vulnerable, and content.