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the phrase "fujoshi ramona flowers" entered my brain suddenly and i cant stop laughing at it

girlrotting is only one letter away from girlfrotting which needless to say is very good great improvement but consider it's also only one letter away from girlrotating which could give her swirly eyes and make her go awawwa from the dizzyness. who's to say which is better ?

i want a Superman story about Superman realizing she's a trans woman. how would she tell people? who would she tell? how could she tell them? through what possible ways would she transition? Kryptonian biology may not necessarily be compatible with human hormone replacement therapy and needles are certainly out of the question. if she figures it out, at what point does her presentation change? superman can't take a break, people need her, even if her haircut is getting awkwardly long and her body is uncomfortable to be in. everyone on earth knows who Superman is, knows her face. is her secret identity threatened if Clark Kent mysteriously starts to transition at the same time as Superman? if she only lets one be publicly out, which one? and what would it feel like to put on that costume -- in either case -- if so? if someone tries to attack her on the street, as Ms. Kent, how does she hide her secret identity? how would the world itself react to someone with the strength to juggle planets being a tranny? with her super-hearing there's nothing she wouldn't know about what people are saying, nevermind what's being written in the press. how does SuperMAN, one of the most definitive icons of masculine indomitability and resilience, cope with changing? would her strength, her confidence, her ability to do anything suddenly be used against her? why can't she be more like wonder woman? why is voice training so hard even for someone with super-ventriloquism? does anyone know what it's like to be able to run faster than a speeding bullet and leap tall buildings in a single bound but to not be able to find a cute pair of shoes that fits? to be indestructible but afraid to use a public bathroom? would even the most powerful person on earth not feel just as helpless as i do?

i want to stress that it is crucial, like genuinely imperative, for this story in my mind that magical super special magic sci-fi kryptonian HRT that instantly rewrites Kent's DNA does not exist. it is not on the table. the entire thing is that Kent would have to transition slowly and awkwardly just like everybody else while also bearing the nonstop pressures and responsibilities of being "The Man of Steel" to literally every single human being on the planet. she doesn't have time to agonize over whether her shave was close enough before leaving the house if a plane is about to fall out of the sky

not a hot take by any means but nobody fucks with the library enough

not just for the genuine physical library but like. you know that you can use Kanopy for free with a library card right? it frequently has new films but also a huge collection of non-U.S. films and classic movies. I watched A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night and But I'm a Cheerleader in the same day. you can stream essentially any music and a ton of TV shows on Hoopla? both have smartphone apps. and it costs you nothing. I'm currently streaming Kehlani after listening to a Glenn Miller Orchestra compilation album while I did chores this morning and the first thing that pops up when you open the app is the new Olivia Rodrigo album. The entirety of Dr. Who is available on there rn. I have an audiobook checked out that I listen to in the car. my neighborhood branch had a conservation scientist come in with live bats and gave a free all ages lecture about them. most library's have museum passes you can rent with your library card for up to like 4-6 people. get a freakin library card

i marvel at the fact that i'm mutuals with people. #myfriends :)

there should be a backrooms but for lesbian sex