mari

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

Woah now, I never said we went way back. What I said was “I’ve known her since I was in diapers”

drops my little purse and all of my crayon-drawn '1 hour of uninterrupted mama time' coupons spill out

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

set as executable

runs you

im gonna go through the troubles of learning earth magic with asthma just so i can become the greatest witch to create mountains, then im gonna make a giant mountain in the middle of new york and name it mt. you, then everyone would ask, hey why did you conjure mount you, then i’d say “mount me? 🥺🥺🥺” and they’d find the joke stupid and spit on me then afte

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

Switching to your six year old alter is faster than reloading

I know the surface-level message from Onimai is just "Being forcibly feminised could fix me", but the actual persistent through line (intentionally or not) tends to be "Transitioning will help you actively participate in your own life. And you will love yourself again, and be loved by others. And your life will once again be worth living. But you have to make that choice."