Yep I Got Nuked

I’ve always been really grateful that green is the most abundant color. Green is the color which possesses the most range; it is both waving forest in the wind, and booger ejected from the nose. Green is very specifically life, and it is most delicious when most alive. Something about the color green strikes me as particularly edible; so many tasty things are green.

Blue is the world’s favorite color. The most common favorite color in most countries on Earth. Blue is always beautiful; there are no ugly blues. And it’s found in the most special places: in the sky, in the sea, in rare flowers, fruits, eyes, and insects. Many things are never blue, so it’s extra special. And of course, it always means good things. Blue is loyalty in some places, trust in others, wisdom in others yet. I love blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing a hot girl with genuinely interesting and intense fetishes be constantly pestered by men who see penetrative sex in various situations and manners as the pinnacle of kink will always be such a pity. Like leave that poor girl alone she's destined to be with someone who will fundamentally alter her mind and state of being in ways most men could never dream of...

We need a darker green heart emoji. I feel like this 💚 doesn’t do green justice. It’s nice, but it could be more..

"I'm being silenced by big academia" yeah well i'm being silenced by big girlfriend. she keeps shoving my face in her tits while i'm infodumping.