Just a clown

you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath vs "there is love in your heart but its cloaked in shame" and "to protect dean was one order cas never failed at"

Ohhh, this is definitive proof that we’re in some alternate timeline.

Not to have opinions on supernatural still but Castiel was WAY too good of a character for that show

Like. “Angel who comes to earth to enforce his orders of apocalypse but gradually rebels against heaven and becomes more human because he’s fundamentally a being of love” is playing second fiddle to like. Two fuckin dudes. Just some fuckin guys

Anyways what makes me insane abt spn aside from the everything is that like. WHERE ARE THE ACCESSORIES????? Like I do not GET why dean doesn’t wear a silver ring on his right hand. Instant way to tell if the person who’s hand you just shook is a shifter. And WHY does nobody ever wear an iron ring and punch a ghost??????? WHERE ARE THE POISONER RINGS WITH SECRET COMPARTMENTS????? Where are the protection charms?? The weird crystal energy shit because hey if ghosts are real then maybe rocks can cure your bad vibes????? Like I don’t just wanna see s1 dean keep his gay little bracelets I wanna add to that shit. Dean wears a charm bracelet with handmade protection symbols and like three necklaces at all times. One is the samulet, one is a mini anti-hex bag, and one is a rosary that he can use to make holy water in a pinch. Like you really expect me to believe that mr Boy Scout “I made myself an emf reader out of a Walkman” winchester wouldn’t have redundancies upon redundancies of protective charms and secret weapons well. You are simply very stupid. I think dean has an anti possession tattoo AND an anti possession bracelet AND an anti possession gay little earring. Yes in the gay ear. I am shaking Eric kripke by the lapels I am actively foaming at the mouth

that post about Dean leaving Sam dramatic voicemails when he was at Stanford makes me laugh because Dean is absolutely THAT motherfucker to be like "hey Sam thanks for not answering my call....I just wanted to hear your voice one last time before I bleed out in this cornfield...hope college was worth it" and Sam wakes up freaking out trying to get a hold of Dean and dean's like [fumbles for his phone in the dark] [grumbles] "what? I'm hungover leave me alone" and sam's like YOU CANT PRETEND TO DIE TO GET ME TO TALK TO YOU and dean's like...worked didn't it.....

MORE GIANT JESUSES.

You’re right this is huge and horrifying thank you.

the fact dean has big hang ups about being not as an intelligent as sam, when THIS is how he speaks?? like, the sharp, quick intelligence and creativity it takes to use language like this is insane. it is so wildly not how normal people speak, their brains just don’t work that fast or make connections the way he does

i knoooow that we talk ourselves in circles here on supernatural tumblr but it’s like you are the son of an abusive man who will leave you alone in a motel room for days or weeks at a time with a loaded shotgun and cans of spaghettios and he is your moral compass and your ideal you will never reach and he is your god. and god is an absent father who created the universe and every living thing and then left giving you no guidance and no help and no sign that he returns any of the devotion that you have for him. you are a cosmic being but you are in the motel room with that man who will not pray to god but will pray to you, always you. and dean says my biggest fear is that i am nothing but a blunt instrument in my dead father’s hand and i will spend my life following his orders. and castiel says my biggest fear is the creeping sense that i have questions and doubts and will someday damn everything because i will make my own choices. and then it takes them like twelve years to get together

jack likes to ask questions like “if we were on a desert island, which of us would we eat first?” dean says what the fuck is wrong with you. also we would eat sam because he’s the biggest so he could feed us the longest. sam says….right….but you would die first though. so we’d eat you first. and cas says, easy, i would simply exit my vessel and inhabit dean or whoever. and dean’s like what. and cas says well who else would i inhabit? and dean is like what the fuck is wrong with YOU and sam says dude, chill, it was a reasonable answer. cas i’d let you possess me. cas says thank you sam. that means a lot. jack says i think we would eat ME first because younger flesh tastes better. and sam is like…..yeah kiddo you’re right but i wouldn’t be able to eat you. actually, i’m changing my answer. cas, i’d be honored to eat your vessel. cas says thank you sam that also means a lot. dean says WHAT is wrong with ALL of you

i love seeing the confidence with which people are wrong on this site. like when people here are wrong about something they are wrong about it with their whole chest. they come out swinging ready to defend information that they made up in their own brains as if it was truth penned by god himself. unparalleled entertainment.

i’m not going to lie to you guys, this was a little bit of a bitchy subpost about supernatural conspiracy theorists being all charlie day in the mail room about production schedules and cast contracts when they do not know actually how production works, but it turns out they WERE right. i apologize queens and kings, go forth and be crazy but ultimately somehow correct

i very much feel like a math teacher who marked a question wrong on the test because i only saw that the student wasn’t using the correct formula but then had to give the points back when they showed me they had, in fact, gotten the correct answer somehow by using their spanish homework

#the thing about observing the supernatural fandom from the outside#is that you make the mistake of assuming this is a normal media experience#because if this was a normal media experience#and we acted this way anyway#we WOULD be insane#but the reality is we have to be this insane because the show#as well as everything and everyone who had a hand in its creation#is even more insane