i'll be changin' like the weather

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the thing about AI art is that it rewards the final product and not the process. but the process is where the art happens. you're not supposed to be able to skip that part. MY GOD

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be