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"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

Very smart doggo knew that OP would get the word out to the public about frog. Now thousands more people know about frog. Objectively an incredibly successful Very Urgent Alert. What a good girl!!

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

They can cheer you on and provide you snacks, but you are the only one who can climb out of the hole and up the mountain of humanity.

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him