promising youth

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING