Are you tired of your flesh being a feast for proboscises?
Do you sometimes wish you could eat mosquito repellant?
Are you Dutch and Delicious?
-Mosquito-Bane Limburger!-
But why is this cheese your savior against the buzzing bloodsuckers? How Sai how?
Well Mosquitoes find their hosts using chemicals produced by the host, particularly the bacterial waste products from the symbionts that writhe in harmony with your body. This microbiome all over your skin makes the stuff mosquitoes use to find you. Body Order, its symbiont shit
But fear not! The compounds produced by Limburger cheese are close enough to human body odor to confuse mosquitoes
Order now for your mosquito savior:
LIMBURGER!
Not a single sentence within this lengthy social media ad makes any sense. Please elaborate or remove.
What about this cheese is so special? Cheese is typically used for my own consumption, not mosquitos.















