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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

noise dept.
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
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The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
Sophie and Dex's kidnapping scene as the twin carousel animation
GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS FINISHEDDDD IM SO HAPPY OMG pls this took SO long but I actually finished it :D
frames and tag list and yapping under the cut
"i mean its good? but why is the cast 80% male" and other friendship-ending feminist killjoy observations
i cannot actually believe that the kotlc fandom existed back in 2020. I just discovered a bunch of ships like brony and fintan and bronte being brothers😭 idk. some of yall are real old i just realized
You know what's wild? I started reading before we got the "long history" quote. I have a post somewhere on my blog asking what the ship name for Fintan/Bronte should be.

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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
UPDATE! They found the original photo!
@the-story-system
@camelspit Yayyy rumble time! I present Sophie Foster in a human outfit she probably would not wear :D
Eva Stratt's pov of phm is kinda insane really. Because it's basically being told, hey humanity WILL go extinct soon. but we've decided that if one person makes it through all the levels of the Torment Nexus our chances of survival might increase. they might also not. Anyway. We think you're the best person to do this. Your reward is that everyone will hate you forever.
And you're like well. I'd rather trust myself to the fate of the world than anyone else. And I'd rather not let anyone else suffer the Torment Nexus just because of my own feelings. That seems kinda selfish. Alright sure.
So you enter the Torment Nexus. Each level has you pressing buttons like, [abduct innocent scientists to your vat: chances of humanity's survival increases by 0.005%] [everyone disliked that] [congrats! your moral goodness has decreased!].
The later levels get even worse. [blow up Antarctica: chances of humanity's survival increases by, ummm who knows ????] [total humans negatively affected: ????] [congrats! you're an ecoterrorist!].
Then you reach the final level. It reads: [through this door you'll break the news to your friend that he needs to die.] And you're like, wait he has to die??? I have to tell him?? But that's incredibly fucked up. After I went through the Torment Nexus as well. But it's the last level. So oh well. I can do this I suppose. Rather me than anyone else.
You enter the level and you friend is standing next to a cliff. You go over to him and say, hey this really fucking sucks but I've just learnt you need to jump off the cliff. Then we might be able to save humanity for real though. Maybe billions of people can survive if this works.
Then he turns to you and is like, are you fucking insane? And starts sprinting away from the cliff. Suddenly you have a gun in your hand. You're like, no wait. I don't want to do this. For real? I gotta shoot him for real? [Chances of survival if he lives: 0%. Chances of survival if he dies: maybe NOT 0%......????]. You pull the trigger. [congrats! you're a murderer!]
MRI machines and cooling units and AC and IT systems in hospitals are breaking due to the heat. Lab equipment is failing. Some cancer treatments cannot be done due to machine failures. A&E overcrowding is worse due to heat related health issues and sheer amount of people is making the heat in hospitals worse (and the AC! Is breaking!) Patients with appointments are being advised to bring in "a lot" of water with them to be able to safely attend. Fans cannot be used in hospitals. Norwich has no functuoning MRI scanners right now. And the staff have to keep working through all of this, they are getting ill and sleep deprived which is compounding issues further. This is not normal 👍

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drawing fitz vacker right now and its like damn can you put those glowing orbs away for two seconds stop staring into my soul
the education system wont really be teaching you important shit like this..
so let me be the one to do it…
places that give student discounts
discounts your student id can get you
how to survive college on a budget
how to save money
earn money by simply doing polls
scholarships masterpost
really helpful student loan debt article
college investor website
7 money tips for college students
student loan calculator
what to buy each month of the year
coupon tips
can’t pay your bills?
is your cell phone bill too high?
dont know how to do taxes?
pay off student loans efficiently
budget monitoring website
save your money on cords
how to balance a checkbook
the ultimate guide to saving for retirement
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
I missed BOTH of them.
don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight
im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24
so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable
oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day
missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year
oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day
scheduling next year’s for 6/28/26, 62826 :))
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T MISS IT (also happy palindrome TEN DAYS!!! in pride month??? yesss)
the trifecta
A couple more from the reblogs...
And there was one about Jean, but I can't find it.
Sokeefe

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
holy shit is that kate bush
I HATE GETTING USED TO NEW DRAWING PROGRAMS, ALL NEW DRAWING PROGRAMS SHOULD DIE :(
i spent all that time getting used to csp but now i'd feel bad about asking my parents for money for it so i tried out krita for a good 2 seconds before getting frustrated and hating it and hating everything . so idk
Have u used Ibis Paint? It's free to use and user friendly and can fill the void until you get the money for CSP!! :}
Just so you don't have to go without doodling lmao
omg i actually wasn't aware that ibis could be for windows but i looked it up and apparently it's there
so i'll look into it :)
haven’t done art on a computer in a hot minute (ipad user now lol) but i used to be a big fan of fire alpaca as a free art program!