A Little Sad And Very Tired

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

unironically bring back epithets in political discourse.

#5th version olympians who do a completely different sport#i wanna see the weightlifters do table tennis. chuck a bunch of archers in the pool & see what happens. give the gymnasts gun

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

Honestly when JD Vance's mom sold him for like some fentanyl or whatever she got a great deal out of that. That's a real bargain because he is definitely not worth that.

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

i enjoy him checking the baby out at the front desk

had to scan the bar code. beeep

The bar just keeps getting lower on this image macro. Six months it's gonna say "clean water."