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A savior in desperation

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1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!

In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)

In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)

... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -

YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!

I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.