please listen to i am in eskew i am begging you

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

^my old mutual that got chased of the website for racefaking and making up fake family members that died in the holocaust as well as 1000000 other things like lying about being in special ed as a kid and lying about being in an arranged marriage and lying about getting hunted by the italian mafia

I never got answers and this genuinely haunts the corridors of my sleep at night

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

just saw someone call trans unity an "unobtainable fantasy," getting real sick of the doomerisms yall are hooked on these days

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

Can someone now poke Mitch McConnell with a stick?

No, he might wake up if we do that.

I was thinking it’d go straight through him like if you poke a rotting watermelon.

NO MORE

DIM MWY