please listen to i am in eskew i am begging you

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

This is the worst addition to this post

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

anyone in this thread smoke weed

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

World Heritage Post

if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

the thing about "birds are dinosaurs" is it forces people to confront the idea of dinosaurs as like a part of natural history, a biological animal clade that really for real lived and breathed and were sometimes strange and sometimes small and sometimes peaceful and sometimes ugly, and not as Cool Monsters or a metaphor for Progress. and people don't like that. they say no, actually, when i use dinosaur i mean "weird stupid extinct giant lizard lizard monster" and birds aren't part of that category. and i say. you shouldnt use dinosaurs that way. go suck a baculum.

yeah it actually 100% looks like this botnet is ran by some terfs who are running very weak cover for themselves

part of this is that they are trying to get people to screenshot or respond to the more vile shit they're saying so they can report us for that content so staff can play that whole game where a victims blog gets termed because "well obviously that vile content cant be on the site" when you're clearly documenting someone elses behavior

It looks like the idea here is to implicate trans women in all of this by spamming some messages that are at best trans themed (and very obviously sound like how a terf acts like trans women talk) which might have worked better if they didnt constantly attack trans women with it

also block mellowclaritystalker who seems to be some sort of nexus point in all this

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'