Tides / Trench

Tumblr > Google yet again

It’s 7:30am and I have yet to sleep. Please explain this, scientists. Why did I never get tired? It just never happened.

I haven't slept in 3 days! :)

We are not competing

this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

im going to kill that guys dead wife