“Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?”

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

does anyone else feel like miley cyrus smokes weed??? idk i kinda get that vibe from her

Is this a fucking joke

no i really do get that vibe from her! maybe it’s just me

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield

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