can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

One of my recent life upgrades is to block anything that tries to sell me a time saver. If I find myself without enough time, I am doing too much. I don’t need time hacks I need less responsibilities.

why does no one ever talk about being able to physically feel the last thing you copied. like youll right click a url and copy it and be able feel the weight of it like its in some kind of inventory

no but seriously i didnt realize other ppl felt this shit like “ah fuck. ive gotta put this down somewhere” like this weird itchy tension. why the hell is that

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

the fact that u refer to ur spouse as “my home” in vietnamese……. litchrally the Peak of romance yall r missing out

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

I'd be that annoying caveman who's like "I've been getting really into spoken language recently"

Solidarity