stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

4) any food is better than no food

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

it's too fucking hot to wear that get it away from me

Tank top that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

i just think some people are dumb and some people are wrong and a lot of people are both