🎵An Independent Station🎵

in every columbo episode there's some scene where he sets up some little trick that he suspects the murderer used and he's like "gee isn't that interesting? you know technology has come so far, you can do so many crazy things with it these days, it's really amazing" and then the murderer is like "you know lieutenant you really are a sick sick freak but somehow i almost kind of like you in this disgusting twisted kind of way"

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring