You'd think that kids would be excited and happy to see a Mythical Pokémon and therefore they'd be respectful and shit. But they always just demand that I go into defence form and then start hitting me with sticks and thowing rocks at me, and I have to pretend that it doesn't hurt when it actually kind of does and not just emotionally.

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

not my amazing digital circus not my amazing digital monkeys

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

i trade money for goods and an amazing digital service

Hello everyone, today is July 30, 2026, it's my birthday.

Today I turned 25, and today marks the beginning of my 26th year in the G@za Strip. Since my birth, I have witnessed seven devastating and bloody wars, filled with fear, deatth, and hunger. Fortunately, I survived six of them, but in this seventh and most recent war, I was severely injured when our house was bombed while we were inside. I still suffer from shrapnel embedded in my body, which doctors here in G@za have been unable to remove due to the collapse and destruction of our healthcare system. So far!

As I write these words, the war of extermination continues. For three years until now, we have been completely besieged, starved, displaced, and killed with internationally prohibited weapons. We suffer from hunger and food deprivation. Worse still, we are deprived of medicine and painkillers, which are prevented from entering due to the Zionist siege. Severe restrictions are imposed on food, supplies, and water. We are suffering immensely. The Zionists have robbed me of all my aspirations and dreams since birth.

I hope this year will be different and that I can at least achieve some of my dreams (to receive treatment and alleviate my pain). But until then, I desperately need your h@lp. We are in dire need of your supp0rt. Please make this day special by d0nating and sharing this post.

Please send my dear friend Fadel some money for his birthday! <3

@closet-keys Thank you so much, my dear friend. I hope everyone will stand by me.

Please don't stop, please don't stop. Your dOnatiOns h@lp me a lot. The medication is very expensive, and my condition is very serious. Please dOnate now, please.