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murderofsomeone

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

bedupolker

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

#Penguin living

aneraofher

dykeferatu

i think the most beautiful tumblr user solidarity is when you meet someone irl and it becomes very obvious you are both on tumblr but neither of you ask for the other’s url

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draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#The Metallica Biography

sobcat

me when there's work at work

0v9

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

kristina100000

youtube comment of the day

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mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

mumblesplash

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

ceruleanheaven

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

#Read this as 'Bat Media' aka #Batfam #dc comics #and I was like yeah sooooo true

itseasytoremember

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

seravph

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

rottenlittlefink

Red Delicious Apples

punk-rocking-nerd

parakeet

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

#this is my pet peeve cause red delicous is not LIKE THAT outside the US as far as I can tell?#It's difficult to find info on the US centric internet but as far as i can tell most of the cultivars for colour vs flavour are US specific #In Spain italy & the UK I've had the most incredible Red Delicous apples #and they're so hard - basically impossible - to get in Ireland now & I blame us have American dick so far down our gob we can't see straigh #Justice for the Red Delicous #Amazing and gorgeous apple #IF its grown for flavour and colour and not just for colour #Also I hate HATE pink ladies Gala and Granny Smith which is basically all you can get in Ireland now #We need more apple variety in general

hungwy

theres no winning on this website!

#if you read both in a congratulatory tone there's no losing on this website

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crabussy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

crabussy

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

crabussy

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

crabussy

I am nineteen years old

crabussy

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

crabussy

. yeah okay true I did do that

woman-becomer

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

woman-becomer

these tags make me so mad because you're right

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