Embracing Madness

Which one is harder: taking care of a 3yo dragon, or a hyperactive 6yo lizard? 🤔

Blade:Your not hungry because your body is chronically malnourished due to your lack of a stable upbringing.

Silver Wolf:….What the fuck is your problem!?

Blade:And that’s a trauma response from being seen. *puts plate down* Food isn’t a luxury. It’s a baseline. Learn to play with no “debuffs.” *walks away*

SW:Ugh! What does he know? *sits down* so what if he used that word correctly for once? Since when has an egg sandwich done anything for anyone? *takes bite*

Intense stomach growl

SW:……

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Blade:*washing dishes*…..*turns* That was faster than expected.

SW:It was pretty light and only a single serving. I highly doubt an average person could be satisfied one. Pfft, some baseline.

Blade:There’s a second in the microwave.

SW:….

The moment he turns back around, footsteps b-line for the microwave door and takes the sandwich and leaves.

SW:I’m taking this on the go!

Blade:…She could’ve at least-

Silver Wolf walks back and puts her plate beside him leaving again.