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all someone's gotta do now is make a nsfw tomodachi life styled game and they'll make 9 billion dollars

Thinking about smoke sesh that turns into flirting and groping that turns into disrespectful choke-slam creampie sex

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

Nothing better than waking her up with your cock rubbing against her tight holes and “accidentally” slipping it in her pretty little pussy and pounding her hard and rough and fill it with fresh cum

please have nasty perverted thoughts about me

screw pregnancy tests! fuck raw and find out when your belly starts to swell too far for you to ignore!!

The first time you experience being naked on your back with your legs spread open and a cock pumping in an out of your cunt, you will understand in an instant more than I could explain in a million paragraphs. When the man above you bottoms out, pressing his balls against you, and pumping his sperm into your stretched cocksleeve, you will feel it innately that this is what you were born for. Good girls react to this realization with feelings of bliss, but more stubborn cunts can be trained or broken into submission over time too.

Many women resist this. They may think that they weren't born to breed. But there's nothing like experiencing sperm pumping into your unprotected babyhole, experiencing the spreading warmth as it flows deep inside you, and feeling the uncontrollable rush that happens as your fertilized egg burrows into your uterus to make you realize that this really is your purpose.

Aww you didn't like that? Liar, I just felt your cunt clench around me when I did it. Okay fine, I guess you didn't it. if you say so. Let's do it one more time just to be sure. See, I told you, you filthy fucking liar, you just clenched down again. You're such a dumb slut, too stupid even know what you like. Aww, don't worry baby, that's why I'm deciding for you.

Foreplay is slapping your cunt till it gets wet

i wanna blur the lines between what's morally right and what feels really really good so you become someone you swore you'd never be (flirting)

coworker who doesn’t care that you’re trans. coworker who complements your new haircut with a ‘tight fade, bro!’ coworker who takes you to sports bars and buys you too many beers so that it’s not as awkward when you hug chest to chest as your team wins. coworker who takes you to play sports with the other guys, hard contact sports like rugby and football and wrestling, just so he can knock you to the ground and feel his weight on top of you. coworker who rolls you a blunt in his backyard and lights it while it hangs from your lips. coworker who shotguns smoke into your mouth after you tap out of the rotation because ‘c’mon big guy, a little more won’t kill you!’ coworker who invites you camping to ‘toughen you up!’ and ends up fucking you hard, facedown, in the dirt, leaves, and twigs before dragging you back into the tent to give you a proper blowjob because ‘all men wanna get their dick sucked, bro. it feels amazing, i’ll show you!’