I am living like this

this post makes me feel patriotic

this post makes me feel a complex mixture of love for the people around me and consternation about what "patriotism" entails politically and ethically

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

I hope it’s been pier reviewed

The stunt guy for the new Superman movie isn't what I expected but I'm not complaining.

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

this is why you shouldn't swear

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

Actually I've decided this is a poem

No offense but these are absolute classic images