zeke 🧁

i hate responsibilities i should be having gay sex instead

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

I just need to know your coffee order and how you want to be fucked

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

anyone else horrified by the depths of their loneliness? clap if you’re horrified by the depths of your loneliness

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

When will she be up for parole?

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then