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our people are what make life worth living or whatever that bisexual firefighter said

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“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
Please feel free to share this.
And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.”
i hope they do spooky week while on tour because some of my favorite videos are the spooky week games where they’re in a random hotel in cheap costumes they found at the closest grocery store.
rip to this i guess
if horror movies are going to replace spooky gaming, im gonna be really sad :(
SPOOKY HORROR PHILM CLUB FOR OCTOBER RAHHHHHHHH

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kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
can dan and phil do another 2 hour philm club but for a movie i actually like
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E07
what?????!!!!
if an episode of tv got leaked a full 48 hours before it airs and a full 24+ hours before it drops on amc+ why in the fuck would you be posting about what happens in the FINALE of all things like everyone had access to it

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Dan's wry smile at the "algorithm is to protect people" thing and Phil diplomatically going "I think you can say gay in a good way" yeah. Yeah they started this discussion with someone who doesn't really get it
everyone’s blaming dan and phil for not answering the questions but im blaming the reporter for asking shit questions. signed me, a journalist.
also his general vibe was bafflement and like he was laughing at them, and also he didn’t seem to do any kind of research. asking them how well they get paid is such a boring question when you can research it beforehand. the more interesting aspect is *why* they kept getting demonetized, and they almost got there, but he couldn’t seem to wrap his mind around it. this is where research could have come in.
with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.
I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going
@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.
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#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)
Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD
I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.
What’s loved, lives.

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I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.
Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.
Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.
phan AU concept where Dan is a small gaming streamer who constantly rages during his gaming sessions, and who everyone in his fanbase knows has a thing for that AmazingPhil guy, meanwhile Phil watches his streams every day and constantly ragebaits him in chat under a pseudonym
Snowdude: wait, I’m confused – how is it baby bowser’s fault that you took the curve so badly?
Through gritted teeth, Dan reads his message out loud.
One day, Dan will ban him. He’s not sure why he hasn’t yet. It’s like Snowdude only exists to enrage him.
Then again, he does know why – there’s compilations all over Tiktok after all, of Dan reacting to him. People think it’s hilarious.
Yes. He’s laughing so hard right now. On the inside.
“I assume you’d have taken the curve better, wouldn’t you?” he sneers.
Snowdude: I mean… probably not? That’s why I’m not a gaming streamer though lol
“That’s why I’m not a gaming streamer,” Dan mocks him with exaggerated tone, his heart beating searing hot in his chest. “Maybe it’s also because you’re a fucking pain in the ass and no one would subscribe to your know-it-all fuckery,” he adds in his normal voice.
Well. Maybe a little louder than his normal voice. Whatever. His neighbours are definitely used to this.
Snowdude: aw I know I’d at least have one viewer <3
Snowdude: after all you’re my biggest fan