corpse yaoi

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

earthquake. tsunami alert. hot as hell outside. locked out the office. hungry as fuck but it's HOT AS HELL OUTSIDE and i don't wanna go out to get food. can't access office to get the food delivered there bc as mentioned i'm locked out. fuck my stupid baka life

7eleven had an ice cup. everything's okay actually

no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

i bring a sort of "i enjoy realistic queer yearning with no payoff" vibe that the "i'm mad they didn't kiss" crowd doesn't really like

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

the absolute BEST rival dynamic is where one of them is like “you are my equal unlike any other, you respect me and my power even if you disagree with my methods, i will only die by your hand and you by mine, perhaps i want your attention perhaps i love you, together we challenge each other to unseen heights, we are each other’s destiny, we are intrinsically linked,” and the other person is genuinely like “please die”

@robotyuri

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

@robotyuri

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have