I wouldn't need a title if we were all lizards

Peter after I take away his web privileges.

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

Tumblr users wouldn't be obsessed with feeling holier then thou if we were all lizards.

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

Every piece of media would have a butch in it if we were all lizards.

Kirk will make a fine addition to my poly

It wouldn't be embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone made like your pregnant with there humor, you're giggling and it's there's, if we were all lizard.

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

Peope would not confuse "All Art is Political" with "All Art is made with Political intentions" if we were all lizards.

Spideymbj would be made canon if we were all lizards. As harsh as I am to Peter, I feel bad about what happened to Gwen. Peter deserves some happiness.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

It is what he would've said if we were all lizards.

Please! They did nothing! On that note get ridda the porn bots!

Tumblr would stop banning trans women at random as well as get rid of the porn bots if we were all lizards.

Hell fucking yeah!

we could get the US legislative system to pass ANY bill if we named it after Charlie Kirk

the Charlie Kirk Bill proposed by Im June Bitch will socialize healthcare in the US

The bill will make it so more people can access hospitals, something I'm sure Charlie Kirk wanted in the moment (access to a hospital, that is)

The Charlie Kirk Bill make free lizard based health care available to everybody.

A Minecraft Movie's biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche movie aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

Lizard serum is for both weird analytical queers and the mainstream because I am no gatekeeper.

You'll notice that Toby Fox wasn't eaten by a lizard.