I wouldn't need a title if we were all lizards

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

The weatherboy would know if we were all lizards.

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

Tumblr users would not be like this if we were all lizards.

reblog to boop prev with your paw

You misspelled claw

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

Cinema Sins would never had existed if we were all lizards.

They wouldn't have called the damn sandwich police if we were all lizards.

if you're gay but transphobic I do not like you

Gay people wouldn't be transphobic if we were all lizards.

21 year olds would understand there 21 years old if we were all lizards.

The green sauce would never be hotter then the red sauce if we were all lizards.

People would include Pink when they say The Seven Colored Flowers if we were all lizards.