I wouldn't need a title if we were all lizards

les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up

Lesbians wouldn't be sad if we were all lizards.

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

Tumblr users wouldn't attempt to morally justify shitting on minorities and joking about putting them into meat grinders if we were all lizards.

Trans people wouldn't use TransPeopleHate.Com and instead enjoy the hugbox if we were all lizards.

I love having friends who reject diet culture. I love going out when everyone buys food and drinks that they enjoy. I love people who will pipe up and suggest we stop for a snack or grab a meal. I love ordering what I want and no one making comments other than how good it looks (and maybe asking to steal a bite off my plate). I love revelling in how full we are after a good meal and taking a break to appreciate how fortunate we are. I love sharing snack from our bags with one another. I love enjoying the pleasure of food and drinks and good company.

All friends would reject diet culture if we were all lizards.

Digital Circus fans would understand the different between main and supporting characters if we were all lizards.

I truly can’t tell if this is in support or against my post 💀

It's in support because lizards are so cool that if everyone was a lizard the world would have no problems.

this is actually so true, thank you curt connors the lizard

You're welcome :3

Digital Circus fans would understand the different between main and supporting characters if we were all lizards.

I truly can’t tell if this is in support or against my post 💀

It's in support because lizards are so cool that if everyone was a lizard the world would have no problems.

Digital Circus fans would understand the different between main and supporting characters if we were all lizards.

Peter after I take away his web privileges.

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

Tumblr users wouldn't be obsessed with feeling holier then thou if we were all lizards.

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

Every piece of media would have a butch in it if we were all lizards.

Kirk will make a fine addition to my poly

It wouldn't be embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone made like your pregnant with there humor, you're giggling and it's there's, if we were all lizard.

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

Peope would not confuse "All Art is Political" with "All Art is made with Political intentions" if we were all lizards.