Beep Beep

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

enough with stories about gyaru who are kind to otaku. when are we going to get a story about a gyaru who fucking hates otaku?

no character arc for her. no learning to like otaku. she has to end the story as she began it

she can like anime or games, but she has to spend the entire time talking about how she hates otaku and how they're ruining it for her

She plays the gacha 'cuz it's a social game and the hardcore otaku are always harassing her for enjoying "gambling" that "ruined the series".

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

we spliced human DNA with Hello-Kitty DNA to make the first Sanriomorph… but it was too cute, and made everyone in the facility smile

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

Well-intentioned historical interventions have not helped its longevity. In 1904, props and metal chains were installed to support its branches. In the 1960s, hollow parts of the tree were filled with concrete to support it, while limbs were clad with lead, then fibre-glass and even treated with fire-retardant paint.

well that'll do it