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I wonder how good Alastor is at chess?

"Fuck you Alastor" Lucifer was clearly pissed off even tho is just a fan animatic that have no relation with reality , he looks at his wife "See Lily ?! thats why we cant keep him in the hotel!!" he shrieks as he dramatically shove the phone in Lilith's face

“Alastor’s back, and in a much better mood”

Cold Blooded (pt 6/15)

Rosie does not tolerate Alastor's bullshit 😈

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13.) The end of S2 foreshadows that Rosie/Eve (the "Devil") will enlist Alastor to bring Hell to Earth, with her hive-minded, cannibalistic minions, so that they can launch a zombie apocalypse that starts in the swamps of New Orleans. Rosie smiles when he says "you knew my game the day we met" because he is referring to when he said that all he wants to do is eat and kill people for eternity, hinting that as long as he can do that as part of a quid pro quo, he'll be part of her schemes regardless of any contract. Launching this slaughter on Earth would benefit Alastor for the reasons he already told her and Rosie/Eve wants to do this to secure her power over Earth, kill Adam's human extensions, and also possibly kill Adam again, if he reincarnated on Earth.

This "Hell on Earth" scenario would fit well into voodoo legends of zombies rising from swamps in New Orleans (the place where Alastor reached Rosie from Earth, a swamp backdrop that has recurred throughout the show) and is consistent with Rosie/Eve's entire motivation for everything she does, which is to hurt Adam and his human offspring. Since Alastor would eat humans unrestrained in his monstrous form, that would also play into other Louisiana Bayou monster legends like the rougarou, a cannibalistic swamp creature. The fact that Alastor makes his room look like he is living in a swamp (as if he is literally a swamp monster) and that Helluva Boss shorts featured cryptids like Bigfoot and the chupacabra foreshadows this very zombie apocalypse scenario-- especially since Helluva Boss shows how a portal could be opened to invade Earth, and Rosie/Eve raising the dead from a Garden of Eden-like bayou landscape to hunt down her ex and his children is exactly her kind of humor.

Thanks to Vox, Alastor discovered his love of spinny chairs.

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