scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

the only way out is through ! (remembers how often i would fake a stomachache as a kid) unless…

we really fucking popped off with words for being up to no good. scam. fraud. swindle. nefarious. dastardly. ne'er-do-well. diabolical. scheme. rogue. knave. there are real classics.

skullduggery. debauchery. blackguard. despicable. malefactor. they’re so tasty to say.

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

i think the worst part of this feeling of helplessness is that the longer it goes on the more used to it people will get and the status quo will become that people in gaza die and get ethnically cleansed as a matter of due course when that should never, ever be normal. it should not be normal that 2 million people, 1 million children, are being systemically starved right now and that the entire world celebrated hundreds of diplomats spending days negotiating just to get 0.2% of the water they need in, in 20 trucks (when they used to get 100 daily under regular blockade before the siege) that only included medical supplies and body bags because they are running out of body bags

so many thoughts, all of the are about gay pirates.

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

who up sexualising the grotesque

the real honest answer to "why didnt they just [insert solution that would end the story in five minutes]" is because that would end the story in five minutes and if we lived in a world where every story ended in five minutes what would be the point

ok night showerers here's my question: you get your hair all nice and clean. you wake up. it's tussed it's fucked. then what? you wet it again?