Nobody likes Milhouse

These bright shining stars of the market now coming in for the radiant price of only $453.90!

WOAH

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that