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it’s britney,

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Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory? If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary. You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens. A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

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I like this and also I like the low key point that you may be able to cope with bigger forks by finding little ones you can remove quickly. A combination of time, focus, and reduction to small stressors that can allow you to focus on the larger stressor in a constructive way.

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I’ve been calling them my “debuffs”.

“I’ve got four debuffs active right now so my stats are shiiiiiiit. Gonna need some food, a nap, dry socks, and for fuck’s sake can someone get me a dog to pet.”

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Iron Man 2 (2010) | Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

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brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

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Aquaman’s Jason Momoa Swears He Hasn’t Worked Out in a Year

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Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

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My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

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You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING SEND HELP

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you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice

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Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist.

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why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles!

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:(

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awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry

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In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed.

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SPILL. THAT. TEA.

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*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

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Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

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