Roar and Rainbow

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

socially, i mostly relate to cats, in terms of “my behavior may sometimes come across as antisocial or possibly shy but the truth is sometimes i just have to Go Somewhere Else Immediately Right Now”

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

(tearing my hair out) can somebody please for the love of god match my freak

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls