dumb bitch juice

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

forbidden blue raspberry candy

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me