dumb bitch juice

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

ughh. why does my head hurt

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I would delete your shitty caption addition in every lifetime