the lovers, the dreamers, and YOU!!!

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

You can lie when you name things