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I AM A FELLOW OF SIMPLE JOYS: should I see a Gentleman in a Most Excellent Waistcoat, I spend the Next Fortnight in a Seething and Obsessive Envy Until Such Time as I have acquired its Likeness for Myself.

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

It’s called Golden Boy, why the fuck do you guys keep reblogging the one without the title

Because I’m evil and don’t give a fuck

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

And when hes haungry he needs some fruice to eat

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

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listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service