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a man in a t-shirt stands in front of a picture of pepperoni pizza with green cursive text reading “Tony Italian-Name’s Pizza” in the corner.

“Hey it’s me again, Tony Italian-Name, inventor of the world’s famous Pizza full of HRT that helps you medically transition.

Well unfortunately, I have some bad news.

Someone told the fuckin’ cops.

I know right, can you believe it. So now we have to stop selling Pizza that’s full of HRT.

But they didn’t say shit about cannolis!”

The background changes to cannolis. “These babies are fulla testosterone and nobody can stop me!”

The background changes to strombolis. “We put estrogen in the strombolis! Do you want titties? Eat a stromboli!”

The background changes to lasagna. “Essstradiol lasagna!”

The background changes to a pizza and salad. “So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Tony Italian-Name’s Pizzeria before someone fuckin’ NARCs again.”

“Don’t be a narc” appears in the corner.

MAKE YOUR SHOES FOOT-SHAPED YOU IDIOTS

[Source: Pixabay]

Western white woman: Wow, ancient Chinese foot binding for aesthetics was Messed Up, right?

Western white woman:

[Source: Clarks (the "good" brand for people who want healthy feet!), eBay]

Adult who has always made the effort to wear healthy shoes: Anyway, at least my shoes are the same shape as my feet

Their feet:

[Source: left, right]

Their "comfortable" and "functional" shoes:

[Source: Loafers, walking boots, trainers]

Most modern societies: Foot injuries are normal and common, shoes have to be worn in, we all have bad posture for some reason, it's a given that elderly people have problems with their feet, etc.

Adult who has never worn shoes: My feet are big triangles, and my toes are useful

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