Himmel

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

worst trope is a super smart character being like “love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions” so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

World Heritage Post

Would you fuck jafar if he was like begging you to

dont think i need to even mention that your relationships with alladin, jasmine, and genie suffer horribly if you tread this dark path... But hes so needy

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

wait

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later